Oct 20 2014 9:47 190,295 notes

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Oct 20 2014 9:46 138,343 notes





Someone find the gif of that judge going “ooohhhh”

Got it!


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Oct 20 2014 9:46 8,604 notes

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Oct 20 2014 9:46 1,491 notes


The skeleton war is killing more.

Oct 19 2014 11:22 19,317 notes

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When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like


okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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Do you ever sit and think about life and why you live and what’s your purpose and what’s the point of living if you can’t possibly think of one purpose to live cause I do that a lot

Oct 19 2014 11:20 152,680 notes


The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

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Oct 19 2014 11:18 24,274 notes


thanks nintendo

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Oct 19 2014 11:18 92,072 notes




Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused



it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

Oct 19 2014 11:17 11,004 notes


do you see this color right here? 


this color’s hex number is #4bec13

that is all

Oct 19 2014 9:49 172,378 notes



Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

I was really hoping this would involve “tl;dr equivalent exchange is bullshit”

Oct 19 2014 9:47 50,460 notes


My masterpiece of a tweet

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