Jun 9 2014 21:43 0 notes

Sometimes I get the urge to call poison control when I get Pine-sol on my skin..
But then I’m like “naaah.. then I’ll have to talk to a person.”

May 30 2014 17:44 0 notes

May 17 2014 22:58 0 notes

Don’t mine me back here creepin’

May 17 2014 19:57 0 notes


May 17 2014 19:57 0 notes

HA HA. Look what I found, Alexis!

May 11 2014 13:14 143 notes


#Portrait of my parents’ wedding photo using a 0.7mm Mechanical Pencil & #Crayola on Mayfair. As I find myself growing up quicker than I’d love to hope, finding ways to fill up my days more effortlessly, I forget that I’m not the only one who is growing older. My mom usually never ends up using any functional gift I gave her as gifts in the past, so this is me trying for that more sentimental approach. The way I am towards you sometimes… I owe you too much to be like that. I Love you Mom, more than my stubborn little shit being is willing to show you externally on a regular basis. 💕#HappyMothersDay (to all of you Mothers!!)

May 11 2014 13:14 74,873 notes

Fashion Wonderland: Tony Ward f/w 2013-2014

May 11 2014 13:14 124,011 notes

  • my resume:one time i defeated a boss battle without dying

May 11 2014 13:13 38,817 notes

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May 11 2014 13:13 182,926 notes


people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

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May 11 2014 13:11 334,754 notes




Lichtenberg figure left on a victim after being struck by lightning


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May 11 2014 13:11 201,160 notes


hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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May 11 2014 13:10 799 notes

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In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her