Apr 22 2014 14:23 18,435 notes

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

Apr 22 2014 14:20 52,612 notes

wonder-mechanic:

Oh, I think I’ll go look back at my old favorites on youtube because I want to see that one old video that I really use to lov—

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Apr 22 2014 14:19 505 notes

ace-anonymous:

My inner science nerd had to make a gif of this xD

This is my gif, so please don’t remove the text 

Apr 22 2014 14:19 188,995 notes

chatterboxrose:

kill-natalie:

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

 

Apr 21 2014 19:03 0 notes

Lololol. How does Milky take his job seriously?

Apr 21 2014 12:30 63,298 notes

(Source: seonuel)

Apr 21 2014 12:23 311,420 notes

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

Apr 21 2014 12:23 417,227 notes

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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Apr 21 2014 12:22 60,057 notes

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine)

Apr 21 2014 12:22 55,444 notes

gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

Apr 20 2014 18:20 1,781 notes

(Source: keatontales)

Apr 20 2014 18:19 27 notes

airivaille:

Poppy… you need a new hobby.

Apr 20 2014 18:19 612,787 notes

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

Apr 20 2014 18:19 24,773 notes

holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

Apr 20 2014 18:18 321 notes

auronlu:

JOB CLASS SERIES  WHITE MAGE
“Heal the body, heal the heart.”

Oo, nice. I hadn’t made the connection between Serah and Rosa, the white mage archer.